STRESS ARH!!!!!!

wtf leh!

GOH + Incomplete Holiday Homework + Chinese Spelling= KILLING JERMAINE

Yesterday, I had only three periods of lessons because :

1.) Mrs Tan is sick again

2.) Mr Xing Han's allergy

Poor Mr Xing Han but I'm still hoping he won't come on Friday (No offence, GET WELL SOON :D ) so 听写 tommorrow will be canceled. I basically slacked the whole day. Fuck I gotta wear specs again. I gotta get a optician to sign something for me.

I kena "I CAN" today lar just because I was late for just 2 times. My perfect guai kia image is RUINED..FOREVER!! Actually I had forgotten that I had "I CAN" today. I almost missed it but a thousand 'thanks' to Sennett who reminded me. Lets just say we're even now. I punched your metal and you 'reminded' me of "I CAN"

We had just finished our chemistry lesson and heading home.This happened while we were at the ice-cream vendor outside the school.

Sennett: Oiy treat me ice-cream leh...

Me: Sorry lar! I no money leh so i cannot....

Shawn: I CAN!!!!

Me: AWW FUCK! I CAN! NOOO!

(I stormed back to school.)

Wah lau eh! I went back and chatted with Bruce, Leslie and Julian for a while before heading for "I CAN". While waiting outside the Humanities room for the teacher to arrive, some bo liao Sec 4s were disturbing us lar. I was fucking pissed off lah.

SEC 4s: Oiy 帅哥!!! Yan dao...you dropped something leh!

when someone turned their heads to look at them they would say in union

SEC 4S: CALL U ARH? SIAMMMMMMMM LAR!!

o.O

After waiting for like 30 minutes, I got impatient and went to the General Office to enquire about "I CAN" for that day. Yeah fucked up!!! They said "I CAN" was postponed till further notice. Mr Koh said there was a notice pasted on the humanities room door to inform us. Apparently, there was an arsehole who removed the paper and wasted my time. I was pissed and immediately from the General Office, I left. I actually was mean enuff not to inform those who were still there. I feel guilty now, wonder if they're still there a not...=P

I been made RESERVE FLAG BEARER!!!!!!!!!!

I got reprimanded by Paul Sir because I couldn't make it for Monday's No.1 uniform collection because of tuition. It was either I skipped the collection and be kicked out of G.O.H or skip tuition and get scolding from my parents. Obviously i chose the skipping of tuition right? Yeah..but its still my fault cuz I was the one who misinterpret the message from Clement. When we came back, we were all kena pumped by Mr Koh. We sang the wrong song and had poor discipline. Wah Mr Koh nowadays became fierce le woh, firstly it was during Annual Camp and we were all made to smell the dustbin and now we were kena pumped 50. I guess it was either this or lose the gold :(

Some FUCK HEAD LOSER laughed at MY NAME just because his sister got a name which sounds like my name during tuition. Listen here fuzzyhair, my name is JERMAINE which is a BOYS name. GERMAINE, GERMAIN, JERMAIN,GURLMAINE OR WATEVER ARE ALL GIRLS NAMES. GET YOUR FUCKIN FACTS RIGHT FIRST BEFORE LAUGHING AT ME.

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gotta go now...i gotta go do some stuff. I gotta get some sleep now man..been sleeping at 1-2 am for like...forever now. Tired man. By the way, for those who doesn't know, "I CAN" = detention .Yeah, creative right? Original idea by Mr Kwok :D

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