I'm gonna try out new sizes.

Singfest tommorrow. I'll be lying if I say I'm not excited. My family gonna go watch 'Money No Enough 2' after Church tmr and a steamboat feast after that. But nvm, I've got hours of music to keep me busy. I'm now going to put the ticket from under my dictionary and place it safely in my wallet. Done =)

I was waiting for Mel at Far East on Friday when something really gay happened. I was waiting for her near the escalator when this funny shit happened.

*some funny guy walks past me

Gay Fat Man (GFM) : Hullo. *smiles awkwardly* are you alone?

Jermaine (victim) : *puzzled and stuns for a while before realising that GFM is talking to me* Ya. But I'm waiting for someone.

GFM: Erm want make friend?

victim: make what?

GFM: I want to be your friend.

victim: oh. okay. *sudden f-ed up feeling surges*

GFM: *says something in english but too fast for me to comprehend then laughs to himself*

victim: uh haha. *walks off*

GFM: *follows* uh don't move. we contact.

victim: huh?

GFM: *whips out handphone* contact lo

victim: I didn't bring my handphone. (I lied because I didn't want to actually let him know my real number and partly I'm embarassed to show him my phone)

GFM: ok can. what number you have?

victim: what?

GFM: *smiles again*

victim: *walks away*

GFM: *follows* Don't like that leh. Give me number I call you.

victim: ok my friends are here. I gotta go.

GFM: we contact. we contact

victim: 911567877

GFM: you terror?

victim: huh?

GFM: you mas selamat? your number got 911 *wide grin*

victim: *thinking that this is bullshit and I should just slap him or something* er nope.

GFM: my name sammy

victim: *laughed but trying to control myself* oh.

GFM: you got what name?

victim: freddy and look I need to go.

GFM: eh you got gimme correct number anot? (I think his sms bounced back at that moment)

victim: *walk off*

GFM: (shouts in the distance) what your favourite hobby?


Okay. Thats it. I met Mel after that and she laughed like that much after I told her what happened. How gay is that? I bet hes trying to lure me into some hotel room or maybe hes just want to be friends. How I know hes gay? He wears tight see-thru clothes, bald and I suspect he wears make up. Like cmon, anyone who is straight won't dress like that.

Okay. Enough with gay people. Made friends with one old man (not gay) at one shop at Far East. Apparent hes the owner of two shops there. o.O I didn't realise until he mentioned something about hiring. Lol he actually wanted to hire me as part time because I looked "quiet and mature". Obviously I declined because I've got that exam going on in October. He looked like Santa. lol

Bye. Guna sleep